I hate the fire ants and the striped ants and the spiders on the walls.
I hate the stickers and the chicken poop and the dirt under my nails and the sleep in my eyes that crawls to my sinuses. I hate the cold water showers and that anything I want is a 45-minute drive.
The guineas that bark and the geese that hiss. HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
And how my clothes always reek of sweat.
I don't really hate nature. I love my minks and organic French face creams.
I'm in the Twilight Zone of farmtown and I don't know which way is right or left.
see part 2 here (part 2 went up before part 1)
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